A POEM ABOUT RACISM AND BIG TITTIES

A POEM ABOUT RACISM AND BIG TITTIES
by dr.joey only

This overly academic activist called me a racist,
I thought about it for half a minute and said,
‘that’s impossible you hippie, that’s bullshit’,
‘all white people are,’ sez she, ‘because of your privilege’,
but I know color doesn’t matter one bit, I like tits,
and sometimes I watch low pixel porn on the internet,
where a white chick fucks a black dude in it,
it doesn’t bother me on close-ups where I see his dick,
which is generally bigger from balls to tip than you expect.

This overtly academic activist called me a hypocrite,
but I know I love asian, black, caucasian and red tits,
I dated a few immigrants and gave them all a lick,
when you get right in there all their pussies fit,
they all taste similar when you get them wet,
they can all fit a baby or a man’s fist in it,
but I like my current woman’s body the best,
in bed, when I rest, I put my head on her breasts,
I dream about sex while walking or on public transit,
often the thought of it makes my little man stiff,
she might be white but that has nothing to do with it!

Then the overly academic activist said, ‘I got it,
whatever kind of bigot you thought that you’re not,
I know what you are, I’ll expose you, you are caught.’
She said point blank, ‘you’re a mysoginist sexist pig,’
Well that’s when I lost my shit and flipped my wig,
sick of arguing with these intelligent feminists,
who instead of debating men should have some kids
so we had a fist fight then and I beat that bitch.

p.s.This poem is a sarcastic satire of reality and doesn’t nessecarily reflect the authors sexual views…except the part where I brag about how smokin hot my wife is.  I love her.

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